Fictitional future news
-Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in California
-Baby Conceived naturally...scientists stumped
-Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage
-Castro finally dies at age 112, Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking
-George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036
-Average weight of Americans drops to 275 lbs.
-Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights
-Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
-IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent
-average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches
 

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