A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an
18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about
that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said .... "I
have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One
day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up
his umbrella instead of his gun. When he came across a creek, he saw a
beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went,
'bang, bang' and the beaver fell over, dead...
Now, what do you think of that ?"

The 90 year old said . "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver".

The doctor replied .... "My point exactly."
       

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

            

    

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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?

            

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Jonesy... get serious !  

     

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

    

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i will enjoy the time i have

Last year, Tormentor would not have understood this joke.
In a PM,  he was enlightened on North American slang...
You know, beaver=(can't say cuz I'm a gentleman)      
...but I can show you     

     

Thank god for censorship.To bad we can't hear the sound effects beeping it out.             

     ... You've to check the old threads friends  ! (        )

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