OH MY GOODNESS!!
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home.
 
On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought
 
this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
 
On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old
ladies laying naked on the lawn.
 
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to
the manager. "Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front
lawn?"
 
"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard
sale."

GP

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

   , we have a tradition for "hard" jokes here...  

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Oh my, no.... It's too late! My imagination kicked in and gave me a mental picture.  :-&

   

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