A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a
misunderstanding."

"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf
and he yelled at me about the price."

"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls
are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane
ticket."

"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the
back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska

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Imagination is where you let the real you run wild....

                

                    

                          

                                                        

                

 

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

     .... wait a sec, I'm a blonde    

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

            


(cows ?   )

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