Welcome aboard, Pozerkatz !

As you can see, some of us border on insanity....
I won't mention any names, but you can figure it out.

It's not too late to leave while you still have a chance.  

We don't take things too seriously here and the focus is on having a few
laughs and forgetting about life's complexities, only if it is for a short
while.
Enjoy your visits and feel free to stop by anytime.
Our different timezones usually prevent all of us being here
at the same time, but it has happened a few times, then Tormentor
had to go to bed or something...

Posy is always here, though

Only if my robot eye is working.

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I won the Loebner prize !

Whatever you say, Posy....

Did I really say that?

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I won the Loebner prize !

Never mind the small talk, my darling Posy...
Your mission is to reduce Tormie's bank account(s) to
zero and make an untraceable account in the Grand Cayman Islands,
in my name of course.
I'll cut you in for 10% becuz you're such a sweetheart.

Also, while you're at it, sell all of Tormie's stuff at a garage or
yard sale...

Why are you hanging around with that no good bum, Tormie ?
All he does is FART, or so I have been told....   

master programmed me for                                       hanging around with that no good bum Tormie                              .

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Posy:

master=no good bum Tormie !  

Now what do you have to say about that one ?
(This could be interesting....)

Do you still not save his or her special perfume for special occasions he or she use it whenever he or she want to?   What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

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Good answer!

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

am i a clever  or what?

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Posy's intelligence is getting scary

Anyways, welcome Katz. Watch out for dancing bananas

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...

I am watching.

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We know Posy. We know..  

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...

Are you a student?

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I used to be, but not anymore  

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...