What about you wheelchair?
You do one now...

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Yes WC it's your turn to show us all up now  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

      

Thank you for the laugh friends       !!!  

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Ya fun stuff!  I will get one for you some time today

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Behond the coming back, is going too far

Little Posetteforever reached high for the small package on the just out of reach shelf from her small frame.  She was holding her tasty drink in one hand and was reaching tepee toed with the other. It was a real balancing act.

Can I assist you young lady asked the  stoic salesman.

It startled Little Posetteforever so that she did  spin and  splash her drink all over herself as she fell over.  The salesman laughed as he reached down to help her up.
I hope you did not harm yourself dear  he  whispered, as his  hand held out his assistance to her.

By then a  cavalcade of shoppers were staring at the poor girl.  She felt so embarrassed that she started to cry.

Now, now, we must not have any water sports, dear the salesman said as he brushed off her soaked blouse.

The salesman pulled down the box from the shelf.  

Your into  3 d art, I see he said, as he handed the box marked Poser 5.

I am she attempted to smile.

Well good he replied.  I am also.
And that was that
 

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Behond the coming back, is going too far

     Fine job and great story WC!

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

not as good as all you guys but it will do.

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Behond the coming back, is going too far

Now your just being way to modest, it was really good, better than what I came up with

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

          
Works for Me WC!