Hi friends...

Since a couple of days ago I noticed a very annoying site slowness. I din't know if it's due to my internet connection or if it's a server problems, but I red messages from you saying the same thing, so I contacted the server masters at Godaddy.com. They said that Posetteforever is data intensive (       ) and they offerred me to put the database on a new faster server   ....

I'll accept, but the problem is that the site will be down for a while during the transfer, I don't know how much time it will take.

Now I'm doing a full backuo of the site before sending the response to them: All is very slow, I'm very hungry :X ! I can' connect to the database... All is a crap :X !!!

I'm very, very disappointed :crybaby:....

I don't know why but it seems that on every server we go there are problems, problems, problems...

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Kenny picks up his suitcase and starts out the door.
I've got the key to the door and I know how to get back in the club house.
See you all when we are up again.
Davide don't be depressed, things like this happen.   

We need to get you a static IP block and a nice server with redundant power supplies, hard drives, processors, and a battery back up.....

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

    

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I was working on the site, every time I look for a page change with a refresh it took one minute or longer to open it... I can't work in this way...

I'm trying to backup the database and the page refuses to open... sigh...

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Landman says: We need to get you a static IP block and a nice server with redundant power supplies, hard drives, processors, and a battery back up.....

and a bottle of booze!

Cheer up Davide we've all been there and it's not fun, but it will get better and if it doesn't we will all come over and get you drunk, mess up your house, leave rubber shicken poop on your sofa, raid your fridge, clog up your toilet with rotton tuna tarts and beer, let the beavers loose in your neighborhood, and hide all your dirty socks, then my friend you will see that this webpage slowness is nothing to be sad about  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

     !!! Thank you Gp ! Thinks are better now (But I want thos tuna tarts anyway  !!! )

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Yah, you know how that rubber shicken poop is. Once it happens it's hard to get it to stop bounceing.
But I'll take the booze for clean up reasons just in case.   

Keep ready your little suitcase kenny     ... No one noticed that I took the server's cash... But I don't know if it will remain a secret for a long time       ...

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I saw you take the server's cache.....
all 512 mb's of it....

turn off your web cam....

oh and torm.... you really need to do something about all that hair on your back....
talk to GP, she can remedy that for you....

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Yes Tormie I can help with the back hair, I removed all of Land's body hair with my secret hair remover cream  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Yea, it smells like Tuna!!!

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Dang and I thought the acid would cover up that smell    

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

    

Please don't use those women-related glue-strips for my (beloved) back-hair       ...

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This isn't no sissy girly crap, this is my secret industiral strenght backhair removal cream, works wonders on pesky nose and ear hair too, but let's not forget those spots we shall not talk about in here too  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's