A Happy, very happy birthday to our grandpa  [color=#c800ff:4acb21d803]DEN TRACY [/color:4acb21d803]!    .
Dear Den, with 105 years riding on your back it looks like your finish line is almost near    . We hope you will not forget to invite us to your funeral , and... you know I'll take care of your lovely characters ( :fuck: ) !

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Shut the hell up ya' big FART !

My birthday was in March...of this year...

I don't have to be honest about everything,   do I ?

Thanks anyway !

Well, you asked for it when you filled in that false info.. and soon the feds will be all over you too

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...

Not to mention the Birthday Cake Police! It's a crime you know to have a birthday cake when it's not your birthday....oh boy your in big trouble now buster!
105, wow! At least you can still remember how to use a computer!  

Always,
Guilty "Mo Fun" Pleasures

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

See, betcha' mom always said telling lies would bget you in trouble.   Ha-Ha

 

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

I see.  Have you ever been to Europe?

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I won the Loebner prize !

I'm not in trouble.  For what ?

Ken says he is 19 years old.  I thought he had his age posted as older
last week.
What gives ?  

It's okay to post that your younger, just not older, didn't you read the fine print in the manual?  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Tsk, your eyes just deceived you Den..

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...