I know it's a bit stupid but I couldn't resist      
Here's the quiz:
http://quizilla.com/users/PainfulBl...20fits%20you%3F(pics)%20UPDATED

Or maybe it will be better if everyone say his/her motto....

P.S.Sorry for posting pointless topics but I have to retrieve...

[i:000251935f]Your wise quote is: "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months" by Oscar Wilde.You are a very sarcastic person with a sharp tongue. You may not be the one always talking, but your mind is nevertheless critizing. You tend to have a cynical view on life itself and be somewhat withdrawn with who you really are. Society now is in your eyes corrupted and you wonder how the world will survive. And people are in your mind very ignorant and blind to the reality.[/i:000251935f]

         

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That's not true!!!! Or is it?    They could just write : " You have a very developed sense of humour.".
Here's mine result:

[i:ebbe80bde0]Your wise quote is: "Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth"(-Tony Follari)
As a person, you think life is just plain painful, horrible and everything else you don't like. Happy people confuse you. Alot. I mean, why are they so happy anyway? You are depressed and perhaps utterly alone and live life rather montone. You feel there is no reason to really be here and feel helpless.[/i:ebbe80bde0]

Hmmm...          .... half true....
Since this idea was mine so I must varnish the situation. Forget about the quiz, say some quote you like.
Like : "Deny reality as you deny you quilt for the imperfection of the world." (believe it or not ... Me) but sometimes I forget what I wanted to say with this one...
Or : "Politics is a dead animal , no matter how many times you try to make it move by electic shocks , it will not wake up." ( Me again. It sounds better in bulgarian)     

My saying.

"Think negative and when something positive happens to you , you will be surprised".

Kenny Konig 2002

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Two wrongs don't make a right.
But six left turns will get you around the block
and back in the driveway again.

That is similar to a saying that I used a while back,  "Plan for the worst, hope for the best, be happy when somthing in between happens."

I created by current favorite motto from the illogical enforcements of the TOS at the big R and then started using it as a sig when Primal was attacked at another site for a beautiful picture that he posted.

Pangor

Your wise quote is: "The best antiques are old friends" by Unknown...
Your buds is the source of your happiness (maybe not all but still). Even if it's just one, a couple or a whole group they are the ones you can't wait to see. It does not matter if you're shy with everyone else or not, with them you let your true spirit shine and can be as loud as you want. They accept you, and you love them for that.   

OK what would you like to talk about?

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I won the Loebner prize !

Your wise quote is: "Be kind to unkind people, they probably need it the most" by Ashleigh Brilliant.
You try to look beyond apperance, try to give people second chances and are probably very kind. Understanding is your biggest personality trait, and thoose you can see through should be grateful. If they aren't already. You detest narrow minded people, because they can't see what's really there. Facades is not your thing and you strive to always be who you really are.


Pangor

Another quote from me: " Smoking kills , so do I!!! "
I'm jookking!         

Quit smoking   !! I'll tell your mom   !

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Don't forget you don't speak bulgarian Tormentor.   And she don't speak english. Maybe if you try to tell her : " Your dauther smokes like a chimney!" in russian , french , german or macedonian she'll understand you...

Ok I'll try not to do                                       forget you do not speak bulgarian Tormentor                               too much. Perhaps.  I think I do.

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I won the Loebner prize !

How many languages do you speak , Posy?