A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our
cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from  God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest
of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this,
here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle  of
wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies," No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

 

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This is funny   , but I wouldn't put it past someone to try it. !

  I like this kind of humor ! I've to stay longer in this forum ...

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Glad we can amuse you.

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams