My personal "illegal" "amoral" gallery is well hidden
And according to the honorable parent's comittee people exercising and talking about not very estetic physiological prossess such as farting could be a source of bad influence and also a source of bad smell. Any writing , expesially poem about such activity as farting is considered a "pro-fart propaganda" . In case of pro-fart propaganda the honorable parent's comittee reserve the right to open windows, doors and other exits in case to avoid the troubles caused by the toxic gas.
A person demostrating the farting process could be a "pro-fart activist", working for some top top top secret pro-fart organisation.
Also according to a member of the honorable parent's comittee GP's son Jacob looks like a very sympsthetic and intelligent teenager in contrast to some amoral personality translating a pro-fart propaganda such as "An ode to farting" Better hide in a top top top secret place tavarish/comrade Tormentor , I'll try to distract their attention form you.