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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

you just keep your beaver away from my marble.....

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Hmm...well I think that's a little late...I just gave the marble to my beaver..and he says "no tradies back" sorry
 

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

no tradies back?
your beaver said no tradies back????


  tell your beaver that i'm not stuffing it any more!!!

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Nope, no tradies back he says...and he's starting to scare me now...he's putting the marble on his tail and aiming at the screen with an evil grin on his face....

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

i think it may be time to contact my lawyer mr leonard j. crabs where the j stands for hell of a good job!!  :smoker:

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Damn I just new we hadn't seen the last of leonard j. crabs!    Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the gutter you bring in that wacko!
And the j stands for I'm just a joke of a lawyer!  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

oh....
 your in for it now!!!

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

After consulting with my various legal representatives, I have found out that they haven't worked a day since I hired them months ago. They are literally sitting around, doing nothing but whittling and singing folk songs on my back porch. One of them is playing a jug. As a result, I have to give them work in some shape or form to justify the incredibly large fees they are charging me. I believe that some "legal action" towards you would be the perfect case for them to take.

So it is with heartfelt regrets that I must inform you I am unable to go on without my marble. I have been told by the tech department that it will be impossible in about four days, so you can slip into a coma or something, wake up four days from now, and pretend that you did in fact give me back my marble. I believe that is an acceptable compromise. Please contact me ASAP with details of your lawsuit, so I may turn off "Momma's Family" and inform my legal team of it.

thanks
 Landman

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Hmm, this all seems rather interesting and idiotic so I've been seeking advice as well and I've found that the only way to serve my best interests in this matter is to first eat a Gnome, as they are tastey as hell, finish knitting the 3 nippled halter bra for Grammie Sugerbottom and then lastly after a beer and tuna chaser I'm off to find my own legal help....So Mr. Landman you shall be hearing from me in no later than 1 day to six months, whichever comes first!!

Sincerly
Ms. Pleasures

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

     Oh My... What fun   !
Tonight is "comment time", I have about two hundreds of pictures of my friend to look at all around the net, and because I'm a good fellow I'm going to do the hard work...

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Well don't make me take out the whip Tormentor, get craking on all the pic's and comments!  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Yessir chief, as a gift I left to you a little "treasure search" in the album   (ADULT Flag on)

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Oh my, a little gift for me? I just love little gifts, I shall hurry right along and see if I can find the treasure, I love a good hunt you know

GP

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Oh my god ! Now I've to send a dozen red roses in the states for Gp to pardon my evil joke   ,  and my bank account is crying :crybaby:...

Better idea   , delete the comment (I'm the admin, I > can < ) and the joke is gone...  


Joke ? what joke ?  :?

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