There is talk that an opening has come up for a PF A##Hole, so in order to be fair and give everyone a chance at having this honor, you must first apply here. All applications must be in duplicate, triple signed and noterized by the surgon general. Also they all must be done in Pink ink only or will be rejected by our staff department head. The application must include your name, eye color, a brief description of your mental health, if you like Peas, and the reason you believe you would be fit for this job. Also include a picture of your bum (clothing required, no hairy butts will be allowed) We would also like a small donation of some cheeze whiz if possible (always helps to bribe the judges )


Thank you and we look forward to your submission

GP (Grand Planner)

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

My Application:
[color=#ff00ff:7c1547ddcb](_|_) Note the pink.....  
Sign Sign Sign

ISURGEONGENERALNOTERIZED  


Landman
Green sometimes purple depends on the phase of the moon.....

Mental Health - Mental....
I Like Peas, cheeze, meeze and fleas......
I feel I am fit for the job because I have one....
 
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My duplicate.....
[color=#ff00ff:7c1547ddcb](_|_) Note the pink.....  
Sign Sign Sign

ISURGEONGENERALNOTERIZED  


Landman
Green sometimes purple depends on the phase of the moon.....

Mental Health - Mental....
I Like Peas, cheeze, meeze and fleas......
I feel I am fit for the job because I have one....
 
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

      

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

GP, as long as you said to have not an a**hole, I hope you will win   !

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Gee thank you Tormentor, but because I don't have one, I thought it best that I screen the applications and let you pick the winner

 

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Winner of the PF A##Hole Contest is Landman by a Landslide!
(since he's the only one who applied for the position)

Congrat's landman!!!  
I'm sure you will do the job well!  

GP

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Congratulations to our new resident A**HOLE.  

I would have applied but I already hold that position at work and in my ex's eyes, so I didn't want to spread my talents too thin  

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Yeah we don't really want to see your "talents" spread either dearie lol

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Ouch. That hurts. And I though you all liked me  

 

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Yeah we like ya!
Psst....you can spread your "talents" at my place anytime dearie!

 

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Congrats Landman ! I knew you was the right man   !

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  My Speech.....
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(_o_)  BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

    

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Brilliant speach, you need to be at the Academy Awards in future....

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams