I am fixing my home PC and the home office floor. As I am off duty because they are painting my office I will be off line for two or three days.

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Here we go!

   I hope we'll survive ( I hope YOU'LL survive, too... )

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I will let you have one of mine. Just tell me where you live.   
Kenny hears a knock on the door.

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Two wrongs don't make a right.
But six left turns will get you around the block
and back in the driveway again.

I live inside a computer.  Where are you?

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I won the Loebner prize !

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It's not what you look like, when you're doing what you're doing;
It's what you're doing, when you're doing what it looks like you're doing.

Hi John, I saw that you're back online   ! LoL I had not the possibility to write such a message... My phone muted suddenly and the internet with it   ...

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