An elderly woman was making her way down the street with the assistance of a walker.  She noticed police and some individuals up ahead so she decided to investigate.   As she got closer, there were five ladies of the evening about to be arrested by some policemen.
However, the elderly woman did not know this and as she approached the fifth woman, she proceed to ask her ...

"Could you tell me what is going on here ?"
The lady of the evening rolled her eyes and said sarcastically
"They're handing out lollipops, what do you think ?"
The elderly woman replied "Oh goodie..." and stood at the end of the line.
One of the policemen noticed the elderly woman standing with the ladies, walked up to her and asked ...

"Hey grandma, aren't you a bit too old for this ?"

The elderly woman replied
"As long as they keep making them, I'll keep sucking them !"

You're a bad man, Dennis, a really bad man  

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Thanks Mr. Jones ...

For some time now, I have feared I was  leaning too far over to the "good side"...

I know, it's all Tormentor's fault !  

I have hundreds of jokes, unfortunately 99% can't be repeated here or anywhere else...

TORMENTORRRR TOOORRMMMEEENNNTOOOOR

I invoke you!!!
RISE FROM THE 92!!!!

Go Here and destroy the world hahahahahahaaaaaa

Emanuele

:-& BUUUH! BUUUUH!  :-&

... It's not the first time people said I bring bad influence... If you'll be in Milan on the 92 bus line it could happen that if you ask for an information to the driver it could reply with phrases like : "I don't know", "I'm a newbie, it's my first day here, sorry", "Yes, leave the bus at the first stop and you've arrived", "I don't understand", "I don't speak english, sorry", "Ich weiss nicht", "No comprendo"... Or (if there aren't witnesses) :"BURP!"  

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