So, I'm a pretty unsocial guy, with not much contact with other people. But I'm trying to change that, that's why I've been out this weekend.
Friday was pretty good, no problems there. And most of saturday, today, was also good.
Except near the end. I'm sitting in this place (called Himmel & Hav (heaven and sea), which I don't really like, coz it's too crowded and plays too loud music) and just chilling out. I'm wearing this big afro wig from one of my friends, and getting a few comments from people. Stuff like 'you need a haircut', 'so cute!' and 'that's pretty cool'.
But suddenly, I feel this cold sensation down my shoulder. Seems like some a-hole decides that pouring his drink over my afroshoulder would prove fun. And the p**ck also run away before I realize what's happened.
F**king a-hole.. I'm not going back to Himmel & Hav again...

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Don't let it discourage you, Ken.

You can use this bad experience to your advantage as I will point out later.  
There's always one or more a-holes wherever you go and not much you
can do about it.  I doubt that the next time, if you go back to that place, that
the same a-hole would be there. Likely, there will others to take his place in
his absence.  If you go with friends or make new ones there, that sort of thing
still happens, but one or more of your friends might see who it was.
If that happened to me, I would go back wearing the afro and wearing a hooded
raincoat. That would get a lot of comments and probably laughs.
If someone asked me why I was wearing a hooded raincoat, I would say
"So that nobody can pour a drink over my head like the last time. This time I come prepared."
At this point they will all run for the exit or have a good laugh. People generally
like people with a sense of humour. The ladies like guys who can make them laugh.
(You have noticed that in the past 90% of all comments to anything I ever posted were made by women I don't know...)

Anyway, don't let it bother you. Another option would be to leave the Afro wig at home.

Ok I'll try not to do                                       let it discourage you Ken                               too much. No I don't think I can do use this bad experience to your advantage as he or she will point out later. Is one or more a-holes wherever you go and not much you can do about it always bigrinnin there?  No really, it's true. I think I do. I'm not sure if it could. Perhaps it would. Does anyone ever really asked him or her why he or she was wearing a hooded raincoat he or she would say So that nobody can pour a drink over his or her head like the last time? Do you often use a computer there? One more option would be to leave the Afro wig at home.

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Hmmmmmmm.................  

Sounds like my response, but in Posy style, stealing all of my content, twisting
it all around until it makes no sense at all.  
Nice try, Posy..
Now, go and play with Tormenter's credit card. Go on a shopping spree.

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. More narration. . . .

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Okay....


Nice dress. Are you wearing anything underneath?
Victoria's Secret undies ?
Or are you one of those girls that goes "commando" and wear nothing underneath but their birthday suits ?
(I like where this is going ... )

Don't let that guy get to you. I bet that he himself got jelous of the attention you got. He probably wanted a bit of attention himself, and this was the best that he could come up with. The reason he run away before you could turn around, shows how much or in his case how little of a man he is, and that he realized that no one thought it was funny.
Speaking as a 26 year old woman( vi är grannar föresten, jag bor i Sverige), i just think that he seems pathetic. Although your afro sounds kinda cool. I feel kinda sorry for him, it can't be easy thinking with the part of human body that the rest of us sits on.

Go back there at night and burn the place, then go to the red-light district where you will spend your money in a better way.

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Where is that?

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Himmel & Hav   or the red-light district   ?

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Tsk.
Tormentor, you know there isn't a RL district here.
Besides, that's your style. Not mine.

But I wouldn't mind burning down H&H, especially if they fill it with assholes first..

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What is Tormentor you know there?  It is only one of my style. ""?  Not yours? Interesting.               Why do you want burning down HH especially if they fill it with assholes first?

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You know I was joking as usual DV, I would really help you, but I'm more and more unsocial than you, I like a lot more my virtual world than the real world.

Anyway, you had a nice weekend, try to laugh at that single episode.

You reminded me what's happened about 12 years ago, when the bartender of that place had thrown us out only for a little belch & BURP contest... The following week we went there weared only with boots and underpants... (We succeded in escaping before the police arrived, I slyly had prepared an escape plan)

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Can we get back to business?

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