Why has nobody been cleaning up in the pole dancing club?  

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...

Holy $#&! - the ghost who walks...?

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Am I the only one who thinks they named it Windows because it is a major pane? BA-DUM BOOM!!

To answer your question - someone jacked up the price of pole cleaner again.  I do have some used spit we could use, I suppose.

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Am I the only one who thinks they named it Windows because it is a major pane? BA-DUM BOOM!!

Deviant Viking is still alive... Sorry Dude, you should refund everyone for your funeral ...

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  ... we forgot where you kept your spare keys !?

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Looks like someone buried me with the keys  
It's why I came back, and why it took so long (have you ever tried digging your way out of a coffin with just your fingernails?)

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...

I just pumped up the pressure farting and I was out in minutes ...

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@ Tormie: Surely seconds!

    

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