Hi friends

Some of you already know, anyway during the next month on November there will be the firsts official



meetings. It will be the first time that some member of this little community will meet in person .

Tormie will take a plane to the USA and meet Guiltypleasures (Rene), Tda42 (Kenny) and Leahman (Robert) . I'll be in this cities:

-Frankfurt
-Las Vegas
-Portland
-Nashville
-Montgomery
-Miami
-Berlin

And the towns where my good friends live.

so if someone is in the nearby and is willing to meet me I'll be very happy   ...

I think to keep in touch with the site and keep a sort of diary, hoping that you'll like to read it

So let's begin: The picture of the day is my passport: I had another one but I lost it somewhere ... In italy the passport has to be requested to the Police and they took my fingerprints, so I thought that the first thing to buy for the trip is a bag of surgical gloves ...

Edit:

Here are the links to an external gallery of all the experience, it will be updated with all the pictures and the videos

With Rene in Oregon

With Kenny in Tennessee

With Robert in Alabama

In Miami with Larry the penguin, The Donkey and the Beaver

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Kenny screwed in a new porch light.
Welcome mat cleaned off.  
Both Chihuahuas cleaned and ready.  
500 cans of bathroom spray.  

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Two wrongs don't make a right.
But six left turns will get you around the block
and back in the driveway again.

Well, the next to me would be Frankfurt, but I think the plane only will have a stop to take more passengers there.
We wouldn't have much time for a meeting. it's about 300km from me, and I have no car....

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Ive got a model car you can use.

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Two wrongs don't make a right.
But six left turns will get you around the block
and back in the driveway again.

The car would be no problem, we have so many cars over here in Germany, we have to sell them
Germany's car's cradle http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Benz
(not the first and not the last bad thing out of Germany )
The point is, I don't even got a license

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Have a safe trip Tormie.

I hope you packed well.

The 'Rescue Jeep— is `All gassed up.. (like Tormie)
and I'm exhausted, from carrying in— all the Groceries....
 
Got a LONG List— of places to go...
and things -to see...
 
I WASHED my turtle, in strong soap...
I cut -all the cats Claws....
(They don't like baths)
 
I cleaned `the Garden (GIANT-size) BathTub—
- provided a GIANT -bar of Soap....
   (praying -It will be used)
and Giant Beach towels...
Got an extra `16-Pack... of Toilet paper...and a Plumber
-on Call....
I printed Out `discount coupons... for the local restarunts
and— got those  'Plug-In -air fresheners...
New Batteries -in the TV Remote....
I'm so GLAD— I got `3 Bathrooms....
 
SOON—
AMERICA -Will be
Out -of Pizza, Cookies, and Out -of Toilet paper....
 
We will get -a lot of Photos...
 
So STAY TUNED— for News...
as this Trip occurs !
      

With three toilets you are relatively safe...

...what about the other passengers on the flight over?  That's a closed-loop air-conditioning system they use for commercial aircraft, people.  

Methinks the oxygen masks will be coming down at some time... if only so they can open the doors mid-flight to air things out!

(Sorry, boss... couldn't help myself.)

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Am I the only one who thinks they named it Windows because it is a major pane? BA-DUM BOOM!!

GC - LOL!

Leahman, you make this sound like it's bigger than a state visit, great reporter work, shall look forward to the coverage (where is my popcorn).

Can I have a more detailed itinerary - would not want to miss things.

I expect the site hits to go up during this.

- Yes Grocho...  
I know, they T R I E D— To seat him, beside the Restrooms...
in the back of the plane...
(Obviously -his walking- from the front to the back...
could cause... `a SEVER, Sudden, and UNEXPECTED -change -in Atitude)  
But he would have `none of it...
 
AS IT IS— the Air Italino -`Uni-Jet Aircraft—
will make 54 stops, before reaching Las Vegas.
20 for fuel, 4 for `spare PARTS, 30 for DIRECTIONS  
and ALL— for AIRING-OUT the build-up 'of  Surfurious -
Methane ... gases....
 
(They really should -Collect his exhaust, -and FUEL THE PLANE)
But I suspect— that after `the FIRST Stop...
there will be  `probally.... many -Fewer -passengers... -on board...
(He slips -off `those size 16 Nike's— to nap -with much Snorring)
So MAYBE— it can  keep `above the Waves
crossing `the pond...
 
             

-CHROMIUM...
We've discussed - listing -the details, of his visit...
But OBVIOUSLY, 'Rene and Kenny and I -
Have -TO BE ABLE, to plan `some suprise -events,
for him.
(Obviously, my 'Entire Staff -is working feverishly, -on this)
We EACH plan -to make and edit Videos... of his visit...
WHICH YOU -will be able to -See !

-So—    -get  your `PopCorn ready...
 

    





Hi Amish...

I'll leave from Milan to Frankfurt, another plane to Las Vegas, 5 hours there and I'll take a plane to Portland, then I'll rent a car and drive to Rene's town... After visiting Rene I'll take a plane to Atlanta and another one to Nashville, then a car for going to Kenny's place... Form Kenny's place I'll go by car to Robert's town... And because the cheapest flight back is from Miami, I'll go there by car , back to Berlin, then to another airport of Milan. Everything from November 3 to November 26 (hopefully )

So it will be Nevada, Oregon, Tennessee, Alabama and Florida

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Here comes the jet lag.

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Two wrongs don't make a right.
But six left turns will get you around the block
and back in the driveway again.

  Hmmmm.... A man had just settled into his seat `next to the window on a plane—
going from Frankfurt, to the USA, when another man    sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat -next to the man.    The first man looked very quizzically at the dog, licked his fingers,  from the sausages he'd been snacking on, and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.The second man explained that he was from the Drug Enforcement Administration and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog.' 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
  The plane took off, and finally it -leveled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'  He told Sniffer to 'search'.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a large woman for several seconds.
Sniffer then returned to his seat, and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
 
The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her, when we land.'
'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man....  
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Dog sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.  
The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number, for the police.'
'I like it!' said his seat mate.
The policeman then told Sniffer... to 'search' again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped -back `into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place.  
The first man was really Shocked,  and disgusted by this behavior— and couldn't figure out `how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, 'Eh... What's going on ?'

The Policeman nervously replied... 'He's just found -a bomb.'
 

   —Sorry.... I just `can't help it...  

                      

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Two wrongs don't make a right.
But six left turns will get you around the block
and back in the driveway again.