Isn't the rubber chicken enough.I mean it don't break.It never tarnishes and with a rubber chicken you can stretch it and make a belt and put it around your neck and use it as a tie.It's good for a sling shot.You can hit somebody with it.It never leaves you and never argues.Now every now and then it does run amuck and keeps you awake at night but it always comes back.So I ask you between the GP Beaver and
tuna tarts how can you possibly want a diamond fot the replacement of a reliable Rubber Chicken.
It's not working is it.