Or this landman.                   

lol, okay I'll be sure to stop doing all of that, and doing a little of the other with a lot of that last part and a few of these........ that I want to try out for the posetteforever season belly floping contests. Weeeeeeelllllllllllll I think I've got all my hand movements covered now or do I........

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

I think you missed a couple of hand movements...

I'd demonstrate, but I'm in polite company

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

step into my office where the company is never polite ozy dear      

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Ohhhh, how can I say no  

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams