Now you are learning why one of the most highly sold products on the market shelf in america is gas pills....oh the aroma of the fast food diet of the states....
____________ Imagination is where you let the real you run wild....
Well there is only one other remedy...you have to put a brown paper bag over your head, roll your trouser legs up above the knees, fill the bath tub up with cold water and then run round the house 3 times and then quickly jump into the bathtub and all the strange internal goings on will stop...
____________ Imagination is where you let the real you run wild....
My ex-wife was Italian... I used to love going to her mother's place for Sunday lunch... YUM!
All that beautiful pasta, fresh bread and anti pasto, washed down with gallons of Lambrusco and Chinotto... oh, why did I ever divorce her ... I miss the food so much
____________ Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
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... This afternoon I cooked only 2 hamburgers... They were good but they are causing strange movements into my stomach 
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... I miss the food so much 
