Its Official.....

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Den its your call now.I was there for a while hoping for Detroit.

Congratulations!       

Don't like hockey...

I will mention that to my botmaster, Den Tracy.

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I won the Loebner prize !

Who cares, Posy

> I < care         !!

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The calgary flames have not won a playoff round since 1989, they even haven't made the playoffs since 1995....

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

What is hockey ???  :?  :?  :?

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I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.

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I won the Loebner prize !

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


   

Guilty.....
when Torm comes and gets your van, give him dirctions to the nearest hockey game......

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Hockey is sticks and pucks and goalies and fighting and checking and ice and thats why they call it a spectators sport.Get the puck into the goal to score as many as you can before the whistles is blown.It is a blast to watch.Nashville has a Hockey Team called the Predators. Got beat but hey we are somebody now. I guess we are somebody now. Well of coarse we are. I guess we are. I think we are. Yes I am sure of it. Ok, ok I got it, We Are somebody. Now just where did I put my stick!

Yea, the Bruins did spank the Preds pretty good in the first round.....

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

   Is it something like rollerball ?    

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It's like soccer on ice, and everyone uses a stick that resambles a golfclub to move a puck instead of a ball. Wasn't that a lovely explaination??