So Tony Blair goes on a picnic with George Bush. They take a nice basket of food, plenty of sunblock and insect repellent and they sit down by a river. So Tony says to George 'Would you like some nice hot tea?'
George is amazed by this...'Hot tea..Have you got a cooker in the picnic basket?'
'No, George, I've got a thermos flask' says Tony
'A thermos flask! What's that do?' asks George
'Well, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold' explains Tony
'Wow, I'll have to get me one of them' says George.
A couple of weeks later Condileeza and George go on a picnic. They take a nice basket of food, plenty of sunblock and insect repellent and they sit down by a river. Condi notices that George has something under his coat.
'What have you got there, George? she asks
'I got me a thermos flask, Condi' replies George proudly, 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
'Wow', says Condi, 'What have you got in it, George?' asks Condi
'Ice cream and hot soup' replies George  

          

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