A patient at a mental institution saved another patient from drowning
in a bathtub.
The administrator found out about the heroic deed and asked that the patient
who performed the rescue be brought to his office.
The man was brought to the administrator  a short time later.
"I was very impressed by your saving the other patient from drowning"
said the administrator.
"I think that you are well enough to be released from this institution" the
administrator continued...
"That's good news" said the patient.
"However, there is some bad news... The man that you saved, committed
suicide a short time later.  He was found hanging with a rope around
his neck.  I'm sorry to have to tell you this" said the administrator.

"He didn't commit suicide, I just hung him out to dry..." replied the patient.

       

 

                  

                              

By toon or by word, Den, you're always makin' me smile  

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  doh!           

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i will enjoy the time i have

          

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