Cheapest way to make soap : 
). Supposing you were doing something and get dirty and there's no soap but you're too lazy to go to the shop or it's late at night and everything's closed. [color=red:e5299604dc]Note: If you're animal protector or something stop read this now.[/color:e5299604dc] No seriously , I mean it. All you need is : a naked snail ( more than one ) , NaOH (works with a washing powder too but you'll have to wait and don't think the snail will stay and wait) and gloves ( not really necessery). First of all assume that your hands are dry , I repeat : DRY , If your hands or gloves get dirty from the acid the last thing you can do is to go and wash them. NaOH is a strong acid which react with the sweat , so assume you are dry . And don't forget it! Now dust the naked snail with the acid. It's possible the snail divides in two parts or a strange brown substance beat out from it , don't touch it! Wait 5 minutes or more till the snail stops to move and become solid ( it looks like a jelly). Now you have soap , you can put it in your bathroom and wash your hands with it , it's 99% natural ( don't forget about the acid). Or better send me a message if something went wrong , I'll ask my uncle for advace.
I still think that I should have an "A" or at leat a "B" in chemistry.... :
I won the Loebner prize 
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Tormie knows a similar trick but it involves a cemetery 
(Tormie thinks that his dirty hands are beautiful as they are 
, who said that 
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