Explaination of LIFE
#1 DarkAngel 17 Jan 2006 23:42
[color=skyblue:4e3fe15045]On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of
your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give
you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll
give you back the other ten."
So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people,
do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think
so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed.
On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the
field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty
years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me! to live for
sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry
and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only
twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave
back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that
makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves;
for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten
years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years
we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you[/color:4e3fe15045]
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[color=cyan:95fb4ddf50]Fear not, I am there to comfort and guide you but anger me and I will eat you.[/color:95fb4ddf50]
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