Mr.and Mrs. Smith, a couple in their 60's, were still sexually active.  One day, Mr.
Smith suffered a mild heart attack.  While recovering in hospital, his doctor put him on a strict, low-fat and sodium reduced diet.

"One more thing, Mr. Smith...no more sex with the wife for at least a month." said the doctor..."It could end up killing you"

"I think I can hold out that long" replied Mr. Smith.

To make sure that Mr. Smith didn't get any "sudden urges", he slept downstairs
on the sofa while Mrs. Smith slept upstairs.  There were no problems for about two
and a half weeks.  One night Mr. Smith could no longer "hold out" and in the dark he made his way to the stairs and was about to pay his wife a visit.
Halfway up the stairs he bumps into his wife who asks ...

"Where do you think you're going ?"
"I was going upstairs to die" replies Mr. Smith
"Oh yeah ? Well, I was just on my way down to kill you" said Mrs. Smith  

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...

Never heard this one before...

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

     love it.....and what a way to go

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Behond the coming back, is going too far

You really think so?

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I won the Loebner prize !

    

A really "clean" joke ! Very classy  

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