A man is out for a walk in the park and notices an elderly man sitting on a bench, sobbing and weeping uncontrollably.

Concerned about the elderly man's well being, he approaches the old gent and asks...
"Are you alright, old timer ?"
"No" sobs the old man
"What seems to be the problem?"
"I am 85 years old and was married last month to a buxom young woman with an insatiable sexual appetite..."  (old man sobs even more after this)
"Good for you !" replies the man..."But why are you crying ?"
"I can't remember where I live !" says the old man...

 

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

  Poor granny !

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