Doctor Dave Stimson had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go
  
 But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality,
 whispering:
  
  
  
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Dave, you're a vet . . .

This joke is as old as I am...  

   Old I agreed! But it is good!   

     !!! It's new for me !

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Its not old...its a classic :p

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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?

Poser Fight.Throw the dog at him first.Then the cat.       

Hey, it made me laugh!  

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

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