Another LAME Joke


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#1  Den Tracy 22 Jun 2003 02:41

A woman is driving down a road one night in early Spring, somewhere in Canada, when suddenly she hits a patch of "black ice", loses control of her vehicle and rolls several times.  She is thrown from the vehicle and is pinned under it.  As her life slips away she see a sign by the road, wonders what it means, writes  down on a scrap of paper what is on the sign  and soon after, dies.

She awakens to find herself at the Pearly Gates, face to face with St. Peter, who is reviewing her past life on Earth.
St. Peter replies :

"You have died long before your time, therefore we have decided to send you back as anyone of your choosing."
The woman quickly answers :
" I want to come back as Alberta Pippa-leeni !"
St. Peter checks the database and is confused...
"There is no such person as Alberta Pippa-leeni in our database.  Why do you want to go back as this person ?"

"She is very popular and all the men want her. That is why I want to be re-incarnated as Alberta Pippa-leeni"  replies the woman

St. Peter is still having problems finding out any information on this person and asks the woman :
"Are you sure about this person ?  We have nothing on file about her"

The woman says:
"Just before I died, I saw a sign not far from me ... so I wrote down the information"
The woman passes the scrap of paper to St. Peter and  he reads it...

1000 MEN WANTED TO LAY ALBERTA PIPELINE...           :?    
 



 
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#2  Tormie 23 Jun 2003 20:45

hehehe, you made remind me a couple of jokes...
 




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#3  Ozymandias Jones 25 Jun 2003 05:52

Like it, made me snort my coffee out my nose... thanks
 




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