She awakens to find herself at the Pearly Gates, face to face with St. Peter, who is reviewing her past life on Earth.
St. Peter replies :
"You have died long before your time, therefore we have decided to send you back as anyone of your choosing."
The woman quickly answers :
" I want to come back as Alberta Pippa-leeni !"
St. Peter checks the database and is confused...
"There is no such person as Alberta Pippa-leeni in our database. Why do you want to go back as this person ?"
"She is very popular and all the men want her. That is why I want to be re-incarnated as Alberta Pippa-leeni" replies the woman
St. Peter is still having problems finding out any information on this person and asks the woman :
"Are you sure about this person ? We have nothing on file about her"
The woman says:
"Just before I died, I saw a sign not far from me ... so I wrote down the information"
The woman passes the scrap of paper to St. Peter and he reads it...
1000 MEN WANTED TO LAY ALBERTA PIPELINE...






