A blonde enters a store that sells curtains.She says to the salesman "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.The surprised salesman replies "but Madam,computers do not have curtains".To which the blonde said "helloooo.... I've got Windows!"

A very flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast
enlargements.
  He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of
your nipples and say,
 
  Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
  She did this every day faithfully for several months, and it worked!
  She grew great boobs!
  One morning she was running late and as she sat on the bus remembered that
she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she was so proud of her
new boobs she didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said,
  "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
 
  A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"
 
  Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
 
 
  "Hickory dickory dock . . .

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Here's another one i heard the other day, although not as fun as your jokes.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriver.

I wonder if that line works... not that I need it  :pimpdaddy:

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...

      

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